A.D.’s Juicebox Mixology
Build over ice. Stir gently with a pen, crayon, finger or any other stick-shaped object. Garnish with tears.
— American Drink, “Back to School Special”
“Here’s what to do when the closest mixer is a juice box.” Via Daring Fireball
An account, of the Amateur Bartender/Concoctions/Consequential Quotation/Links of the finest quality/The Raw Ingredients variety, put out for public consumption on 23 October 2011.*